1-2:生徒会は神ってない THE STUDENT COUNCIL HAS NOT ACHIEVED NIRVANA
恋愛相談?
Romantic advice?
うぃっす。なんてかー俺にとってやっぱ恋愛の師匠は会長っていうかなんていうか・・・
Yeah, man. it's like you're the romantic guru around here. Like Dr.Love or something.
それは良いんだが ・・・うん、なんだ、その、嫌な・・・どうしたお前!チャラい!
That's fine, but...What the hell happened to you? You're like a sleazy player!
夏休み明け。男子三日会わざれば刮目して見よと言うが、それが夏休みの一ヵ月ともなれば尚更である。
Post-summer vacation! They say you should take a close look at a boy if you haven't seen him for three days, and the change is even more obvious after the month-long summer vacation.
中には色々と経験を積み雰囲気が変わるものも出てくる。
Various internal changesmanifest externally.
夏休み前まで黒髪ストレートだったろ!
Before summer vacation, your hair was straight and black!
どうした?お前!
What's this?
いや~、まあ、その辺も込み込みで相談に乗って欲しいなっていうか
Well, that's related to what I want to ask you about.
そりゃ構わんけど
All right, fine!
相談事なら僕席外しますけど
If you're doing a consultation, I could make myself scarce.
あー気にしないで、むしろ君も聞いてよ
No, it's cool. In fact, I want you to listen in.
で、どうしたというんだ?
So, what's the problem?
まあ、今回も渚・・・彼女の事なんですけど
Well, it's about Nagisa again. You know, my girlfriend.
(しれっと下の名前で呼んでる)
He had to throw that in.
上手くいってるんじゃないのか?
Aren't things going well between you two?
う~ん、上手く?上手くって何ですか?(笑)まぁまぁっすね。
Going well? What's the yardstick for that? It's so-so, I guess.
会長、全然まあまあな顔してませんよ。こんなに順調で良いの?って顔ですよ、これ。
President, that expression doesn't say "so-so" to me. More like "smooth sailing"!
まさかとは思いますが、この人相談風自慢しに来てるんじゃないですか?
I have a sneaking suspicion...that he's not really here for advice but to gloat.
まさか、まさか。この後真面目な話があるに決まってるだろ。
No, no way. I'm sure he's about to get down to business.